May 2013
1 post
April 2013
4 posts
two-sides-0f-the-same-coin:
When you accidentally bite your tongue while eating
I can’t understand why this is accurate but for some reason it just feels right
March 2013
10 posts
littlestwayne:
maybe if I open the fridge for a 14th time, there’ll be something new
phiLOLZophy: The Pros and Cons of Gay Marriage →
philolzophy:
Pros:
People who love each other can get married!
Won’t be embarrassed to tell your grand kids which side of the issue you were on
Probably good for the economy
Gay people get the same rights I have!
Might make your gay spin instructor cry from happiness
When this issue is settled…
so many feelings. tears for days.
February 2013
15 posts
kingofconeyisland:
If you’re gonna act like a bitch
Then you’re gonna die like a bitch
trelyon:
If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card
January 2013
23 posts
vondell-swain:
i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder
amexicanwithamustache:
motherstrickle:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin
do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan
does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos
